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Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo I made it a brand instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe know what you knead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKneady Hoes Bagel Co. is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e────────────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE SHIRT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoftstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE PRINT\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSmall Kneady Hoes Bagel Co. logo on the front chest. Large graphic on the back. High-contrast print. 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