Boats and Hoes Sunset Speedboat Left Chest Full Back Print Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.

THE PRINT

Small Boats and Hoes logo on the front chest. Large sunset speedboat graphic on the back. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 28" long / 8.25" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 8.50" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 8.75" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 31" long / 9.00" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 9.25" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 33" long / 9.50" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

Anyone with a sense of humor who's had to explain their last name a time or two. Boaters, lake day regulars, and anyone who has ever gone toe to toe with the DMV and lived to tell about it. Makes a great gift for the guy or girl who already has too many plain shirts.

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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.

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