Bones and Hoes Tee

Two skeletons, one boat, zero worries. This shirt features Bones and Hoes in bold vintage lettering above a skeleton couple cruising the lake in style, front and center, for anyone whose crew still shows up for boat day no matter what season it is.

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced that way.

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand.

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THE SHIRT

Comfort Colors 1717 | 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed | Unisex fit

Soft, vintage-washed, and a little heavier than a standard tee, with a relaxed fit for men and women.

THE PRINT

Bones and Hoes graphic on the front, full-color skeleton boat crew design. Built to hold up wash after wash.

SIZING

S: 18.3" wide / 26.6" long / 16.3" sleeve

M: 20.3" wide / 28.0" long / 17.8" sleeve

L: 22.0" wide / 29.4" long / 19.0" sleeve

XL: 24.0" wide / 30.8" long / 20.5" sleeve

2XL: 26.0" wide / 31.6" long / 21.8" sleeve

3XL: 27.8" wide / 32.5" long / 23.3" sleeve

4XL: 29.8" wide / 33.5" long / 24.6" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

Halloween boat days, lake weekends, group costume crews, and anyone who thinks a skeleton crew makes a better boating buddy.

Printed and shipped on demand. Each shirt is made when you order it. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipment.

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