Ghosts and Hoes Tee

A crew of grinning skeletons rides out into the fog, and somehow they're having a better time than anyone at the marina. This shirt features Ghosts and Hoes in bold vintage lettering above a boat full of skeleton sailors, front and center, for anyone whose idea of a good time involves water, ghosts, and questionable decisions.

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced that way.

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ringspun cotton | Unisex fit

Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear with a relaxed everyday fit for men and women.

THE PRINT

Ghosts and Hoes graphic on the front, full-color skeleton boat crew design. Built to hold up wash after wash.

SIZING

S: 18.0" wide / 28.0" long / 8.2" sleeve

M: 20.0" wide / 29.0" long / 8.5" sleeve

L: 22.0" wide / 29.0" long / 8.7" sleeve

XL: 24.0" wide / 31.0" long / 9.2" sleeve

2XL: 26.0" wide / 32.0" long / 9.3" sleeve

3XL: 28.0" wide / 33.0" long / 9.5" sleeve

4XL: 30.0" wide / 34.0" long / 9.7" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

Halloween boat days, lake weekends, group costume crews, and anyone who thinks a skeleton crew makes a better boating buddy.

Printed and shipped on demand. Each shirt is made when you order it. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before shipment.

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