Officially Offensive Distressed Brush Large Front Print Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Officially Offensive is a Hoes Clothes original, built to last and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.

THE PRINT

Bold front graphic. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 28" long / 8.25" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 8.50" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 8.75" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 31" long / 9.00" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 9.25" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 33" long / 9.50" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

The person who already knows what the shirt says and wears it anyway. It holds up at the cookout, the bar, the family reunion where somebody is definitely going to have an opinion. Pair it with whatever you already own and let the shirt do the talking, because it will.

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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3 to 5 business days for production before shipment.

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