Sloppy Hoes Diner Classic Front & Back Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

At Sloppy Hoes Diner, the messier the better.

Sloppy Hoes Diner is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.

THE PRINT

Bold front pocket logo and large back graphic. Two different designs, one shirt. Front chest features the classic Sloppy Hoes Diner badge. Flip it around and the full retro diner sign takes over the back. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 28" long / 8.25" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 8.50" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 8.75" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 31" long / 9.00" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 9.25" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 33" long / 9.50" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

→ People with a sense of humor

→ Anyone who's ever had to explain their last name

→ Funny gifts for him or her

→ Fans of greasy spoon diners

→ Anyone who's ever fought a DMV

PRINTED TO ORDER

No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.