Smokin' Hoes Bar-B-Que Front & Back Tee – The Original – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Smokin' Hoes Bar-B-Que is the shirt that started it all — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads. Even at Disney.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.

THE PRINT

Bold front pocket logo and large back graphic. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 28" long / 8.25" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 8.50" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 8.75" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 31" long / 9.00" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 9.25" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 33" long / 9.50" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

→ BBQ lovers

→ People with a sense of humor

→ Anyone who's ever had to explain their last name

→ Gifts for the grill master who has everything

→ Family reunions (trust us)

PRINTED TO ORDER

No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.

Some product images may feature AI-generated models. The cute family is a real family of Hoes, my family of Hoes, but you never know if I might use an AI mode, here's a notice just in case.