Beaches and Hoes B&W Left Chest Full Back Print Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Beach, please. My soul needs saltwater.

Beaches and Hoes is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE SHIRT

Bella+Canvas 3001 | 100% combed and ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. One of the softest shirts you'll ever wear. Lightweight with a modern retail fit that drapes naturally on any body.

THE PRINT

Small Beaches and Hoes logo on the front chest. Large graphic on the back. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 27" long / 8.9" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 9.2" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 9.5" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 30" long / 9.5" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 10.0" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 32" long / 10.4" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

Anyone who measures their mental health in proximity to the ocean. The one in the group who has already mentally checked out and is halfway to the shore. Beach trips, boat days, cruise embarkation days, or any Tuesday that deserves to feel like a Saturday.

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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.

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