Big Gas Hoes Propane Front Only Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Everybody likes Big Gas Hoes.

Big Gas Hoes Propane is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.

THE PRINT

Bold full color front graphic. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 28" long / 8.25" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 8.50" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 8.75" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 31" long / 9.00" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 9.25" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 33" long / 9.50" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

→ People with a sense of humor

→ Anyone who's ever had to explain their last name

→ Funny gifts for him or her

→ Grill masters and propane enthusiasts

→ Anyone who's ever fought a DMV

PRINTED TO ORDER

No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.

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