Dirty Hoes Landscaping Tee – Skull – Hoes Clothes

My last name is Hoes.

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around

for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and

the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Nobody works a bed like we do.

Dirty Hoes Landscaping is a Hoes Brand original — built to last,

and guaranteed to make at least one person uncomfortable.

Wear it proudly. Or don't.

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THE SHIRT

Gildan 64000 Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit

Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and

women. See sizing chart in photos for exact measurements.

THE PRINT

Bold front graphic. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that

starts conversations — whether you want them or not.

PERFECT FOR

→ People with a sense of humor

→ Anyone who's ever had to explain their last name

→ Funny gifts for him or her

→ Outlaw blue collar crowd

→ Anyone who's ever fought a DMV

PRINTED TO ORDER

No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it.

Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.