Hoes Ranch Front Only Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Who doesn't like wide open spaces?

Hoes Ranch is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn some heads.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.

THE PRINT

Bold front graphic. High-contrast print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 28" long / 8.25" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 8.50" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 8.75" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 31" long / 9.00" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 9.25" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 33" long / 9.50" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

People with a sense of humor, anyone who's ever had to explain their last name, fans of wide open spaces and Texas ranch life, funny gifts for him or her, and anyone who's ever fought a DMV.

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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.