Hometown Hoes Front Only Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

This one was requested by @its_mr_bedtime, the model, who said "the people need a Hometown Hoes design." He was right.

Defending freedom of speech and the press — pun absolutely intended.

Hometown Hoes is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE SHIRT

Softstyle | 100% ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. Lightweight and soft with a modern fit that works for men and women.

THE PRINT

Bold full color front graphic. High-contrast vintage print. The kind of shirt that starts conversations.

SIZING

S: 18" wide / 28" long / 8.25" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 8.50" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 8.75" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 31" long / 9.00" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 9.25" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 33" long / 9.50" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

Anyone who takes their small town seriously and their shirt names less so. Makes a great gift for the proud Texan, the patriot with a sense of humor, or anyone who has ever had to defend their last name to a government agency.

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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.