Officially Offensive Script Tee – Hoes Clothes

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Some statements don't need explaining.

Officially Offensive is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE SHIRT

Bella+Canvas 3001 | 100% combed and ring-spun cotton | Unisex fit. One of the softest shirts you'll ever wear. Lightweight with a modern retail fit that drapes naturally on any body.

THE PRINT

Elegant script left chest graphic. Subtle, intentional, and impossible to ignore up close. The kind of shirt that rewards a second look.

SIZING

XS: 16.5" wide / 27" long / 8.6" sleeve

S: 18" wide / 27" long / 8.9" sleeve

M: 20" wide / 29" long / 9.2" sleeve

L: 22" wide / 30" long / 9.5" sleeve

XL: 24" wide / 30" long / 9.5" sleeve

2XL: 26" wide / 32" long / 10" sleeve

3XL: 28" wide / 32" long / 10.4" sleeve

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size.

PERFECT FOR

Anyone who prefers their statements subtle and their fabric exceptional. Makes a great gift for the person in your life who appreciates quality as much as a well-placed joke.

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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.