Officially Offensive Script Hat

Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).

The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.

So I made it a brand instead.

Classy from a distance. Trouble up close.

Officially Offensive is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.

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THE HAT

Five-panel foam trucker | 100% polyester | High-profile structured front. Laminated foam holds the embroidered script crisp and legible. Breathable mesh back with adjustable plastic snap closure. Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching.

THE PRINT

Elegant Officially Offensive script screened across the front panel. The kind of hat that rewards a second look.

FIT

Adjustable snapback. One size fits most.

CARE

Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Soft bristle brush for stubborn spots. Do not soak.

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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.