Officially Offensive Script Hat
Officially Offensive Script Hat
Yes, my last name is Hoes. And yes, it's pronounced (that way).
The Texas DMV approved it, put it on a plate, and I drove around for two years with nobody caring. Then one complaint landed, and the state decided my Dutch surname was derogatory.
So I made it a brand instead.
Classy from a distance. Trouble up close.
Officially Offensive is a Hoes Clothes original — built to last, and guaranteed to turn a few heads.
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THE HAT
Five-panel foam trucker | 100% polyester | High-profile structured front. Laminated foam holds the embroidered script crisp and legible. Breathable mesh back with adjustable plastic snap closure. Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching.
THE PRINT
Elegant Officially Offensive script screened across the front panel. The kind of hat that rewards a second look.
FIT
Adjustable snapback. One size fits most.
CARE
Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. Soft bristle brush for stubborn spots. Do not soak.
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Printed and shipped on demand. No warehouse. No waste. Each shirt is made when you order it. Allow 3–5 business days for production before shipment.
Shirt & Fit
Size Chart
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16″ | 18″ | 20″ | 22″ | 24″ | 26″ | 28″ | 30″ | 32″ |
| Length | 27″ | 28″ | 29″ | 30″ | 31″ | 32″ | 33″ | 34″ | 35″ |
| Sleeve | 8.0″ | 8.2″ | 8.5″ | 8.7″ | 9.0″ | 9.3″ | 9.5″ | 9.7″ | 10.0″ |
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